My retirement FANTASY is getting divorced, my kids leaving me alone forever, living in a $145.00 a week motel, shopping at 3 in the morning at walmart, sleeping all day, being really skinny, with a bottle of wine in one hand, and a vanilla cigarette in the other.
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i cant look that far ahead lol
In Korea!!
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in a nice wood frame usually around 8×10~
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mine would be death
The exact opposite of everything you said 
Your dream retirement is like my nightmare..whats your problem…
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Sounds good bro… Call me and we can have a beer when that happens!!!
Yahoo is the answer.
Seeing Grand Kids,
Golfing,
Travel….!!
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I’m only 28. I have another 37 years to retire. By then I’ll be an older good looking black man with a 22 year old girlfriend to keep me company.
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milionare siting on the couch with my porsche in view and watching family guy or anything else good on tv
Create a video blog…instantly.
I wish to live in the slums and eat poo all day while doing Buddhist rituals that go against my Christian religion. I will be horribly disrespectful to the locals in the slum and then be shunned. My husband will divorce me and then I will live as a hermit in the mountains, and die peacefully alone without anybody knowing who I am.
I’d prefer a cigarillo.
